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My hands are soft, people!
So I take my velvety hands and I traipse on over to the AVEENO website contact page, full of good-intentioned love for the oxymoron known as corporate humanity. Once there, however, I wind-up grinding grittage between my teeth when faced with the inane---and required---personal info form [yes, I'm a consumer, and a missuss, and oldish, alright? do you have any idea how far down i have to scroll to even locate 1962? thanks for the mortality update, leech-wads!]. Spirit bent, but not broken, I persevere:
Click SUBMIT with a gloss-pink fingertip, and---what the?
"Sorry, you must be at least 13 years of age to use this function of the website." Nineteen-sixty-two, people!
anamomda scowls, clenching frustrated fists like buttah.
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