2005-01-05

congealed super chunk

You know that jar of crunchy health food store peanut butter?
The one with the label that reads:
"PEANUT OIL ON TOP IS NATURAL FOR A PRODUCT MADE ONLY FROM PEANUTS"?
The one with the directive that states:
"STIR AND REFRIGERATE"?

Do not invert the directive.

anamomda utters nut-scented sighs as she trowels globs of legumish crisco.

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