You know that jar of crunchy health food store peanut butter?
The one with the label that reads: "PEANUT OIL ON TOP IS NATURAL FOR A PRODUCT MADE ONLY FROM PEANUTS"?
The one with the directive that states:
"STIR AND REFRIGERATE"?
Do not invert the directive.
anamomda utters nut-scented sighs as she trowels globs of legumish crisco.