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2005-08-22
the house at poo corner

Dogs are easy. My past is filled with house-breaking success stories. Small humans, it turns out, are very different from dogs. Willful toddler is not the same as eager-to-please pup. [sigh]

I am now immersed in the realm of pull-ups and tantrums and little plastic potty bowls filled with poo --- little plastic bowls that suction-cup themselves to wee sweaty bottoms, I might add (bad design! bad design!) --- and I sooooooooo don't want to be here!

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