me: Wow! Look at it coming down!
MN: (lipstick-slash smiles beneath Joan Crawford brows)
me: Hey, it's snowing again!
me: Ohhh, look; it's so white and sparkly and pretty!
me: Almost like...sugar!
MN: (pointed ears perk)
MN: Here, sweetie, have some more..."sugar".
MN: Here's more...
me: Oh, no thanks. I'm good.
MN: Have some.
me: Um...seriously, I'm all set.
MN: (brows swoop like angry crows) Have it!
me: (head swings side to side) No, no, no!
MN: (cackles, twirls, unleashes white torrent) Yes, yes, yes!
me: (buckled knees, eyes brimming) Whyyyyyy?
Mother Nature, you bitch, I can't take this anymore!
Housebound for 8 straight days.
And it's snowing.