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2005-10-03
skipping over halloween and thanksgiving in order to get to the good stuff

Dear Santa,

all I really want for Christmas is to be a Flash and Photoshop-savvy toned buff sexed-up silky-coiffed seamstress lyricist photographer artist supermom entrepreneur.


Is that really too much to ask?

Fine, then...

I'll settle for a heavy-duty iron.

And, if I'm really good,
can you throw-in a functional scanner?

Thanks.

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